For years, I've been using the little NIV Bible my parents gave me when I formally joined my childhood church as a member back when I was 13. However, I've been wanting a study Bible, so after saving up coupons, I picked out an English Standard Version (ESV) study Bible and brought it home.
And here's the part that made me laugh: As I went through the box my new Bible came in, I saw a card that one can send in for a two-year guarantee. God's Word is in need of a human company to guarantee it? Oh, really?! Somehow I don't think perfection really needs any kind of guarantee from us. To be fair, this is probably not the message the publisher intended to send, but it cracked me up nevertheless.